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AMO: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda... ay oo nga pala ingglesera ka na ngayon... would you please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals. INDAY: Judging from your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term 'fishes', although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traverse the road to the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day'd catch? [pauses] aaaahhh by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget in this household's quasi=peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple 'ga-lewng-hong'. Am I correct? AMO: Leche! INDAY: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then 'ba-ngooz' is it. ------------------- Dear Sir/Madam, Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis... - si Inday nag papaalam mamalengke
------------------ High heat exerted by the stimulus affected the conductor of heat which is steel, causing the oriza sativa to change its color, smell as well as its taste. - sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit sunog ang sinaing ------------------ Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such incident and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession. - Inday, tumangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay. ------------------- AMO: Inday! Ano nangyari at may bukol ang anak ko na si Junior? INDAY: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not so well engineered architectural of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ. AMO: Ha?!? [shocked] ----------------- A change in the weather patterns might have occured causing havoc to affected surroundings, the way debris are scattered indicated that the gust of wind is going northeast, causing damage to the path it is going. - sagot ni Inday sa amo nung tinanong bakit nagkalat ng basura sa likod ng bahay. |
