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"The oil normalizing series specifically designed for my oily skin not only works physically on the skin surface, but penetrates deep into the skin layers to normalize oil secretion for a healthy and long-lasting oil free skin." - paliwanag ni Inday habang nagpapahid ng chin-chan-su ------------- Sa resto: WAITER: Ano po order nila, maam? AMO: Yung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw Inday, ano sayo? INDAY: I would like to partake of a dish of sauteed pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts, with copious amounts of garlic, onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a generous helping of root crop and a helping of rice. AMO: Iho, pa-order daw ng adobo with rice.
------------ JEEPNEY DRIVER: Hoy! Bakit sais lang ang binayad mo?! Syete na ang pamasahe ngayon! INDAY: I am currently enrolled in a 2-year vocational course in an academic institution. Therefore, I am a student and, by this fact, I am entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. This is why I provided a payment less than what you expected because that is according to the law, as stated in the fare matrix. JEEPNEY DRIVER: ahh... ------------ ... It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because you s*ck! - Si Inday kasama si Junior sa principal's office (pasosyal ng pasosyal si Inday) -------------
"Don't limit my capacity to the four corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences."
- Inday, nagrereklamo kasi ayaw siya isama ng amo sa outing sa Enchanted Kingdom. ------------- Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce. Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil. Lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zests. - baon in Junior sa school na inihanda ni Inday. ------------- Love- a widely misunderstood altough highly desirable malfunction of the heart that weakens the brain, causes the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and lips to pucker! - Inday, gumagawa ng blog niya sa Friendster. ------------- (Dahil Inglisera na talaga si Inday, nakahanap ng katapat) kausap si Lornang labandera.... INDAY: Hey! Our majesty said wash that white clothe because that is the only white clothe of her, understood? LORNA: Clothe! Only one? Duh! would you mind to fill up those empty spaces of your brain, Idiot! I don't know why people like you still exists, you're just a scrap of humanity! Now, get lost! INDAY: (Luhaang umalis) "Ambot sa imo!" (hehe, yan ang yabang kasi ni Inday!) -------------- "For it wasn't into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. it wasn't my lips you kissed, but my soul. may these words hold true for our romance..." - Love letter ni Dodong kay Inday. (Kala mo si Inday lang humihirit!) -------------- There are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park, but nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark. - pamatay lines ni Dodong kay Inday. |
